THE SECRETS ABOUT WOMEN DECODED

Women are the complement of us males; they were created to be our companion. We all have a mother who raised us and happens to be a female. From the beginning of times they were, like they say, almost 'behind the scene'.

The typical Neolithic woman was behind her male partner. We are not certain, but sex life was part of our every day life. Some centuries were puritans and others were open. Very open indeed. Going to our point of discussion: There are 5 senses in a woman that decide at the end of her own experience with her male of ' interest', if he will win her heart.

HIS LOOKS

Some women pay attention to every detail, colors and even perfume or cologne. We can add his fingers or the way how he looks at her. A tie, an eyebrow too thick.. or the way he moves his lips and the shape of it... you name it!

HIS ATTITUDE

Some women by the age of 13 are already memorizing or putting together a profile of their prospective future boyfriend. Most of them relate to their father's ways. You might say I hated my dad! What about the Math teacher, or your uncle who spoiled you more than your own dad? Well women need a male figure just to have a purpose of her sweet existence. Those high heels are waiting for you Jane!

HORMONES

A hidden almost subtle perspiration might start the spark to make the move on, turn on, on both sides. See how women love men who work out and flex those muscles? Not you Ms. Ga-Ga.

MOST OF THEM HAVE A YOUNG GIRL... IN THEIR PSIQUE...

Who we can appeal to. They love that attention, those surprises...mmh! those candies or chocolates needed ever 28 days or so....Did you get the point? And why pink, huh? and the hush in women's chat, which is stopped as soon as a male butts in.

THEY WANT THE OLD AND CONSERVATIVE MALE....

Would come back, but keeping up with the times. Nostalgia from mom's times plus our own romantic ways..which most of us(males) have almost forgotten all about. Sorry girls!

THAT NASTY MALE INSIDE THAT VERY NORMAL DUDE...

Women , Oh Lord!! and would love to have a macho with lots of imagination. The Jane from 200 years ago is still in them. Just a very graphic example: how many times did you have to grab your partner hands and make it slap on your hips or maybe buttocks? And you almost surprised would say, "Oh my God, Steve, you might think I'm a whore, which I'm not!"

THE GUY IN CHARGE OR ELSE!

Is just genetics and inherited behavior. Women love a man, who knows what he wants from her and absolutely, from Life. No revenge of the nerds apply in here.

THE SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST

Women will search according with their needs. A supermodel won't even look for that Garbage man. Jane Doe won't even try to get Bratt Pitt, Unless Angelina files for divorce! or dump him... but nice try. She's got her man and it seems for quite a few years...Sorry Jenny Aniston and Ricky Martin.

THREE WORDS THEY WANT TO HEAR...MAYBE FOUR...

I love talking to you (especially after sex). Which is hard for us males... after sex we tend to fall sleep due to a hormone...which I forgot its name.

Wow! every day you look better!

Take my platinum credit card and go shopping! Forget about economy or those downgraded things.

Can we just hold hands, Kathy? Lets go for a walk. I want to go to that lake where I kissed you for the first time. Women might say: 'What's wrong with him? Maybe This ass## cheated and want to mend his act!' Please Kathy Why are you checking my cell? Would you stop it?

ADVENTURE IN YOUR OWN BEDROOM

What do you want selfish male? A woman who feels needed every night? Or just the partner who was already conquered and.only... only if you need sex, you will turn to her. Is that fair? Put yourself in her own shoes...alright! You need to go to work tomorrow morning and you don't have time for this foolish, corny, mellow and presumptuous need of your own woman! You have been warned. There is... I remember this woman that got tired and told her hubby. I make love in this house at 11pm. whether you are here or not!! This guy made sure he was home every night at 10PM. He'd miss that Superbowl with his buddies and friends. He'd make sure he let Buster, his dog out, before 11pm. Buster? Why did she named him Buster anyway?

MARK! YOU ARE SO NASTY! GET OUT!

Women might say that, but is the sign that you have reach a point of no return! Sensations and arousal are one on one. They might say...nah!! who us? Nooo! is you guys who just want to get in our pants! Although... can you help me to scratch my back..?

ADD LOVE, ROMANCE, STIRR AND SERVE!

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HOLD IT! WHAT ABOUT KISSING?

Well my friend, between you and me...shhh! If she tells you, "Oh pleaseee! Steve can't you kiss any better? I mean I will have to teach you..!" That means you are done, Finito, Kapput!