What a day for a Christmas Eve!
Just got down finishing playing my inspirational harp
inspired went to do my last minute shopping
funny how people drive
running mad and about to freak out
Traffic jams and fuming minds
wish was home and just watching TV
Damn! This guy decided to pass me over
and got a ticket for not being so sober
The call of nature kicked in
flatulence and vapors from within
opened my window to get fresh air
Puppy love from another car kissed me with care
shut my window immediately
and with no time spared
Hit the car in front of me
Tragedy touched my heart
The Lucky car that felt the impact
was indeed my boss Jason Lee
fixing his hair, he got out
coming back to me , he just went off!
"You idiot have hit my Wife's car"
having had enough, fled with my cat
Wanted to breathe mt bad luck away
getting run over by a truck and its heavy freight
Cat left me and ran away not to concern
admitted to ER was the last straw
Christmas at the Hospital was not the best thing
Santa came over to wish me the best on this day
Signed my cast and gave me a candy bar
to my joy and despair was from my job, "The lucky Star"