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Who understands women -- They Don't Even Know

Updated on September 22, 2012
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HOW TO UNDERSTAND THEM BETTER...

Women can be a blessing depending on your real intentions. Females are really a mystery. I don't think they understand their self.

Since most men (young and second age) nowadays, want to get that best bet 'behind those doors,' it becomes hard to get involved in a serious relationship. Here is a little help for our male friends, so they can understand them better.

We have used our studies in Psychology, human nature and Sciences of the heart. Believe it or not, math was involved in our research. We just overlook the technicalities to make the reading fun.

What do they really mean when they put a thought into their breath taking voice?

Here are just some examples, and there could be more. Depending on genetics, geographical location, moods, 'that week of the month,' women can certainly be hard to understand. Without much ado we are going to explore the meanings behind certain phrases, and what they really mean when they say it...!

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  • NO, NOTHING...

Real meaning: I need more time. I need to figure things out. This might be the last straw. Three strikes and you are out...!

  • FORGET IT...

There is no use. You are not going to understand it. Why ask, I know how you are...!

  • I DON'T CARE...

You male 'homo-sapiens,' are suppose to ask for forgiveness, no matter what. Be on the safe side. The heat has reached its boiling point...!

  • WELL, GO THEN...!

Do not go! You might regret it. She is waiting for you to change your mind and make her feel better...!

  • YOU DON'T NEED TO COME TO MY PLACE...!

You better get ready. She is inviting you to her realm.

  • DO WHATEVER YOU WANT...!

Don't do it! You are being tested. Better counter attack with a kiss, or hold her hands.

  • NOPE!

Yes! Just wannna make it harder on you, that's all!

  • YES!

Maybe...! Just to shut your mouth!

  • MAYBE...!

No! We women, need to feel unpredictable...!

  • HUH HUH...!

Stop talking. Just trust us on this!

  • VERY GOOD SWEETY...!

She is trying to control her mouth, so you won't be part of that 'collateral damage,'

  • HUMM...!

The most complex word, depending on her state of mind at that second... it could mean: Jealousy, switching to mistrust, or trying to figure you out.

  • THIS GUY WAS REALLY BOTHERING ME...!

Do you care about me? Can you be the man I need? I need you to be jealous, at least once!

  • DO YOU THINK I'M OUT OF SHAPE?

Oprah, Dr Oz, Rachel Ray, Nancy, Dr, Phil, and my 'BBF' are up to my head! Wish never bought that tread mill that we've already stored down the basement!




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  • YEAH, SEEING SOMEONE ELSE ALREADY...

If you show me that you can be better than him, then make your move...!

  • ARE YOU SERIOUS?

You got my attention...!

  • I LOVE IT TOO...

Maybe you are not so bad after all. Ice breaker . Add some body language and make it happen.

And the best one...!

  • YOU THINK SO?

My bad! Sorry for misjudging. We need to talk more...

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